American airlines will offer priority boarding to lgbtq people for pride month

As a celebration of pride month, American Airlines has announced that all lgbtq+ folx will have the opportunity to board first along with handicapped people, newborn babies, and military servicemen.

“It’s time we honor the lbgtq community for what they’ve done for our country. This initiative is just a small way to show our gratitude as a company.”

Some people have spoken out to complain that “sexuality should not grant one priority access to board an airplane” – however these people are obvious bigots.

Every oppressed group deserves their time in the limelight. Hell, straight people have been oppressing gays for thousands of years – it’s time to make up for these injustices.

Sam